Marine Corps Snacks™ – Crayon Rations

Marine Corps Snacks™ – Crayon Rations

Marine Corps Snacks™ Crayon Rations are the legendary “food source” Marines have joked about for generations—now officially issued for laughs only. This novelty item features genuine, high-quality crayons sold as a humorous take on classic Marine Corps culture and barracks humor.

Often referred to in Marine legend as “tactical crayons,” these crayon rations are perfect for gag gifts, desk display, stocking stuffers, and morale-boosting laughs. A must-have for Marines, veterans, collectors, and anyone who appreciates unapologetic military humor.

IMPORTANT NOTICE: These are REAL CRAYONS. They are NOT EDIBLE, not food, and not intended for consumption. This product is sold strictly as a novelty joke item and contains zero nutritional value—even for Marines. 

Ideal for gift giving, display, and laughs without crossing the line. (If your marine actually tries eating these please stop them.)

MADE IN THE USA